name's ash or meetoothanks, though ive had many names throughout my online presence and most are forgotten to the sands of time (if you know dafreak9000, how in the actual fuck did you find this?). part online degen, part time-travelling emo kid from the late 2000s.

my head has been infested by cat brain rot and the doctors say its terminal.

favorite pasttimes include confusing friends and strangers with my dead-pan humor, leading hour-long yap sessions about whatever ive hyperfixated on at the moment, sneaking in memes and obscure references into every conversation i can, planning outings/trips because everyone around me is incapable of making a single fucking decision, and bedrotmaxxing to recover from the unending stress of being alive.

daytime hours are spent saving the environment and listening to a constant recitation of the communist manifesto. nighttime hours are usually spent trying to to decide what to eat for dinner and watching Sims 1 longplay no commentary youtube videos.

why am i here, on neocities, you ask? bitch, you came here!
jokes asides, the commodification of the western world and my viseral need to fight against that. everything we have, who we are, what we experience, what is available to us. all of it has been captured by capitalist to make a profit, which i think im paraphrasing Das Kapital here (im a fake socialist who hasn't read enough, sue me). because of this commodification of our physical and digital lives, everything has been centralized and consolidated into what appeals to the broadest population possible. so im trying to de-centralize my own consumption (specifically of the internet) to fight against what is essentially the final stages of capitalism.

check the blog to explore the dark recesses of my mind. or the colorful outcrops, whichever suits you best.

"your salami leg, their salami leg, his salami leg, or carl's shoes?"